I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain

I am easily satisfied with the very best.
Winston Churchill

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
Winston Churchill

I will eat all the leaves on this tree!



... have another biscuit!

Well you haven't. ch ch ch

... an almost true story ...



danger could be my middle name ...... but it's John.